- Person: I have an idea
- Me: So did Hitler
Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.
food tastes better when you took it from someone
im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me
A friend of mine just messaged me saying “I fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to ‘hold up eleven fingers’ and he started to panic and I didn’t realize why until he screamed ‘MOM…MOM I ONLY HAVE TEN”