Group Assigments
  • Person: I have an idea
  • Me: So did Hitler

svvords:

*washes hands with my tears*

(Source: wasiangod)

kaliforhnia:

Honestly ignoring me is the worst thing you can do to me.


"Bambi" (1942)

(Source: missmarlenedietrich)

approvinqly:

food tastes better when you took it from someone

proctalgia:

im really clueless so please spell out very obviously exactly how you feel in full detail or i will constantly be worrying about how much you hate me

(Source: proctalgia)

dropdeadesu:

A friend of mine just messaged me saying โ€œI fucked up. I was doing math with my son, and I told him to โ€˜hold up eleven fingersโ€™ and he started to panic and I didnโ€™t realize why until he screamed โ€˜MOMโ€ฆMOMย I ONLY HAVE TENโ€